Its always interesting to look in the mirror when you’re drunk. Its like meeting a stranger in the bathroom. Especially since i just got a hair cut

23.Jul.14 1 day ago

scaryanal:

will you marry me? lol its for a friend

(Source: sheeranal, via laughcentre)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via laughcentre)

22.Jul.14 1 day ago

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via laughcentre)

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